Thank you Bill Nye, I always suspected infants knew something I didn’t. Babies cannot be trusted
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
why unfollow him when you could just wait 3 months for him to come out like every other straight on this website
ashtonirwin: Hi guys 😊 love ya, so much happening over the next few months, hold tight x
big daddy’s ready for action
is that Marina and the Diamonds